#PeriodProblems

It's that time of the month again wherein my endurance and patience will be tested bigtime.
PERIOD. Heck yeah. Why do we have to undergo such process? Like yeah it's a prerequisite to womanhood. But still, universe, WHYYYY? Can't we just live normally without having feel irked and irritated monthly? Aren't boys enough to piss us daily? Ugh.

PERIOD PROBLEMS: 

1. The hassle of changing tampons every now and then. 
           Add up the heat we feel down there because of it. Ughhhhh.

2. When you laughed so hard to a good joke and sneezed, then suddenly: 

Red River it is. 

(c) Buzzfeed.com

3. When they're thinking that you're just using your period as an excuse to bitch around and you're like: 

(c) Tumblr.com

4. When everything you see, feel, and hear has this consistent tendency to snap one of your strings. 

Everyone is constantly wondering why you want to shut them off, but to divulge the reality, aside from your innate attitude, the irksome feeling of period should get the majority of blame because it is simply freaking annoying. 

5. When you wake up during your second day: 

"Awe cute I woke up with my own pool of blood." 

6. The root of all evil - dysmenorrhea:

     "Leave me alone or I'll gouge your eyes with a fork."  

7. The ultimate, weakening, devastating pain that lingers on your uterine walls and you feel like dying. (Literally) 

"WHAT IN THE WORLD DID I DO TO DESERVE THIS?" 

and this is how it feels like: 

Dammit. 

8. When you suddenly had a yoga sesh on your bed because of those evil cramps: 

9. When you're expecting for this and you realized that you're single: 

10. When you have to stay still in one place to prevent a back leak 

      But then they are inevitable so you seem like that ice cream on the right. 

11. The bizarre cloud of thought inside your head which you hate being a girl: 

"Can I just have androgen instead?! Wtf is this life." 

(C) Buzzfeed.com

12, The pendulum-like moodswing 20x more severe than usual, 

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So just a friendly tip: NEVER EVER MESS UP WITH A GIRL ON HER PERIOD. THEY COULD UNLEASH A FURY THAT NOT A HELL COULD CONTAIN. YOU MIGHT NOT SEE WHAT'S COMING.  

Xoxo,